About Us
Chris!!!
An international playboy and supermodel, Chris found his niche as a tour guide in the spring of 2004 while wandering the streets of downtown Portland as a homeless and confused drunk. After he was discovered, cleaned up, and given a good home, Chris has become one of the world's foremost experts on wandering the streets drunk, homeless, and confused.
Chris enjoys knitting, speed-reading, touring the world, and figuring out how many kittens fit inside various things.
Rich!!!
Photographer, writer, and creator of Sweet Awesome Tours, Rich discovered Chris wandering the streets of downtown Portland in Spring of 2004. After offering Chris some Handi-Snacks and hashish, Chris agreed to team up with him to take over the world of tourism.
Jaybill sez:
"Rich is so awesome that he has to punch himself in the face to go to sleep."
